What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 11:26

The Man with the Golden Gun
Octopussy
-J W Pepper
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Moonraker
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
A View to a Kill
Diamonds Are Forever
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Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-All the bad guys are black.
-”She is very sexyful!”